December 20, 2018
Tuesday
8:00 p.m.
Minneapolis, MN
Test schedule
A live performance with Robin and Linda Williams at the Cedar Cultural Center
May 20, 2018
Sunday
3:00 p.m.
Lexington, MA
Lexington, MA
A live performance at the Saenger Theatre
April 10, 2018
Tuesday
8:00 p.m.
Tulsa, OK
Tulsa, OK
A live performance at the Brady Theater
March 17, 2018
Saturday
8:00 p.m.
Long Beach, CA
Long Beach, CA
A live performance at the Carpenter Performing Arts Center
March 15, 2018
Thursday
7:00 p.m.
Mobile, AL
Mobile, AL
A live performance at the Saenger Theatre
“Hymn” by Edgar Allan Poe. Public domain. (buy now)
At morn—at noon—at twilight dim—
Maria! thou hast heard my hymn!
In joy and wo—in good and ill—
Mother of God, be with me still!
When the Hours flew brightly by,
And not a cloud obscured the sky,
My soul, lest it should truant be,
Thy grace did guide to thine and thee;
Now, when storms of Fate o’ercast
Darkly my Present and my Past,
Let my Future radiant shine
“With sweet hopes of thee and thine!
The first successful transfusion of blood into a human was performed on this day in 1667. The blood donor was a sheep, and the supervising doctor was a French physician named Jean-Baptiste Denys. He put a small amount — about 12 ounces — of sheep’s blood into a 15-year-old boy, who survived the procedure. He repeated his experiment on another man and was again successful, but when he tried to increase the amount of blood actually transfused for his third and fourth patients, they died, and the practice of animal-human blood transfusions was outlawed in 1670.
It was believed at that time that volatile, hot-tempered people could be calmed by giving them the blood of a docile animal, like a sheep or cow, but there were concerns about long-term changes and mutations in the patient. Would he end up with a sheep’s head? Samuel Pepys mused in his diary about the possibilities: “This did give occasion to many pretty wishes, as of the blood of a Quaker to be let into an Archbishop, and such like.” It was generally agreed upon that humans should only receive transfusions of human blood, but the first successful human-to-human blood transfusion didn’t occur until 1818, due to lack of understanding about blood type compatibility.
On this day in 1752, Benjamin Franklin is believed to have performed his famous kite experiment and proved that lightning is electricity. He tied the kite to a silk string with an iron key on the end of the string. From the key, he ran a wire into a Leyden jar, a container that stored electrical charge. He then tied a silk ribbon to the key, which he held onto from inside a shed, to keep it dry. The electrical charge from the storm overhead passed through the key and into the Leyden jar.
Franklin, as it turns out, was lucky to have conducted this experiment safely. Several others who attempted it after him were electrocuted. He used the information he gained to design lightning rods, which conducted a storm’s electrical charge safely into the ground. One of Franklin’s lightning rods saved his own house years later, during a storm.
Although Franklin described his kite endeavor in a letter later that fall, the full account of the experiment wasn’t written down until 15 years after the fact by a man who wasn’t even present: Joseph Priestly. However, he wrote it after detailed correspondence with Franklin, so his account is generally believed to be reliable.
It was on this day in 1992 that Vice President Dan Quayle (books by this author) famously misspelled potato. It was at a grade school in New Jersey, at a campaign event for the 1992 Bush-Quayle re-election bid. The school had staged a classroom spelling bee for the vice president and bused in children participating in drug prevention programs from across the city. Quayle was handed a stack of index cards with spelling bee words to quiz the students, who volunteered to be called on. Sixth-grader William Figueroa was chosen to spell potato. He went to the chalkboard and wrote it out correctly. Quayle glanced down at the index card, which had the word spelled incorrectly, and murmured kindly to the 12-year-old, “You’re close, but you left a little something off. The e on the end.” William was pretty sure he’d spelled the word correctly, but wanted to be polite and so stuck an “e” at the end. Then some of Quayle’s aides began clapping.
The story ran across the country and became a national joke, which everyone seemed to know, even grade school kids. The misspelling of potato became one of the things for which Dan Quayle is most remembered. He himself wrote a whole chapter about it in his memoir, Standing Firm (1994), which was published a couple years afterward. He wrote: “It was a defining moment of the worst kind imaginable. Politicians live and die by the symbolic sound bite.” And he said, “It seemed like a perfect illustration of what people thought about me anyway.” Within months of the spelling bee incident, incumbents George H.W. Bush and Quayle were voted out of office, replaced by Bill Clinton and Al Gore.
It’s the birthday of advertising exec-turned-writer Ilene Beckerman (books by this author), born in Manhattan (1935). She didn’t begin her writing career until the age of 60, and even then, she became a published author almost by accident. She had written and illustrated a book for her five children, something to remember her by. She said: “My purpose was to say things to my children one doesn’t have the time to say. I wanted them to know I wasn’t always their mother. I was a girl, I had best friends, we did stupid things together. I was on a bus with my friend once eating dog bones so people would look at us. I wanted them to know.”
She took the book she’d written down to the ad agency she owned, to use the machines there to make a dozen photocopies. She put them in big red binders, with the illustrations she had sketched in plastic sheet protectors, and handed them out to her children and a few close friends. She was done, or thought she was. Then, the cousin of a friend got a hold of one of the binders and sent it over to Algonquin Books. Pretty soon, the publisher was calling her about publishing her book. Beckerman said that they offered her “an advance that had a comma in it. I think I fainted.”
The book came out in 1995, and was called Love, Loss, and What I Wore. It’s the story of her life growing up in Manhattan in the 1930s, ’40s, and ’50s, accompanied by drawings of the clothes that she was wearing during that time. She insists that clothing plays an integral part in many women’s memories, that they can recall important events or distinct spans of their lives by what they were wearing at the time. When the book came out, bookstores were not sure whether to market it as memoir or fashion. It has now sold more than 100,000 copies.
Beckerman insists that clothes are the least important part of her book, which she considered a memoir. The book contains advice and aphorisms from her grandmother, who raised her, such as, “If you have to stand on your head to make somebody happy, all you can expect is a big headache.”
