December 20, 2018
Tuesday
8:00 p.m.
Minneapolis, MN
Test schedule
A live performance with Robin and Linda Williams at the Cedar Cultural Center
May 20, 2018
Sunday
3:00 p.m.
Lexington, MA
Lexington, MA
A live performance at the Saenger Theatre
April 10, 2018
Tuesday
8:00 p.m.
Tulsa, OK
Tulsa, OK
A live performance at the Brady Theater
March 17, 2018
Saturday
8:00 p.m.
Long Beach, CA
Long Beach, CA
A live performance at the Carpenter Performing Arts Center
March 15, 2018
Thursday
7:00 p.m.
Mobile, AL
Mobile, AL
A live performance at the Saenger Theatre
I stood around on New Year’s Eve
And drank a Chardonnay
And wished that I were somewhere
Long ago and far away.
That train we rode along the coast
The ship to Glacier Bay
The time we watched the Northern Lights
On New Year’s in Norway.
I thought of all the trips we took
The fun when we were young,
And now who are these sad old farts
We find ourselves among?
The books I meant to write and failed
The bridges I have burned
The friends I’ve lost, the wasted days
The dough I have not earned.
The resolutions I have broken
All so numerous
So I will stand and make this very
Simple toast to us.
May we greet each morning and sit in our place
And not shrink back in horror at each other’s face
May it be All Saints Day and not Halloween
And I wish you a happy 2013.
May the plane not crash, may the house not explode
May the car not suddenly run off the road
And then collide with a threshing machine
And I wish you a happy 2013.
May we not make a major hobby of gin
Cocaine, cough syrup, or Oxycontin
May we still feel the thrill of the morning caffeine
And I wish you a happy 2013.
May the children cruise peacefully into their teens
And be somewhat normal, whatever that means,
And not sit glued to a computer screen
And I wish you a happy 2013.
If I have bad dreams and I wake up at two
Because something grabbed me, may it always be you.
And not a space alien, slimy and green,
And I wish you a happy 2013.
May we keep all our marbles, maybe add two or three
May we get older humorously
And be amiable, kindly and clean
And I wish you a happy 2013.