December 20, 2018
Tuesday
8:00 p.m.
Minneapolis, MN
Test schedule
A live performance with Robin and Linda Williams at the Cedar Cultural Center
May 20, 2018
Sunday
3:00 p.m.
Lexington, MA
Lexington, MA
A live performance at the Saenger Theatre
April 10, 2018
Tuesday
8:00 p.m.
Tulsa, OK
Tulsa, OK
A live performance at the Brady Theater
March 17, 2018
Saturday
8:00 p.m.
Long Beach, CA
Long Beach, CA
A live performance at the Carpenter Performing Arts Center
March 15, 2018
Thursday
7:00 p.m.
Mobile, AL
Mobile, AL
A live performance at the Saenger Theatre
From the 2013 A Prairie Home Companion Radio Romance Tour
Back in the day, my little daughter
We didn’t pay for a bottle of water
Back when Elvis was alive
And coffee didn’t cost three ninety-five
Back then there was no internet
Google hadn’t been invented yet
There were no chat rooms to go to
We just sat around and talked to people we knew.
Back then there were no cellphones
When you left home, you were left alone
A man didn’t always feel connected he
Didn’t walk down the street and get a call from Schenectady.
We didn’t worry about organic purity,
The polar bear, or airline security.
No metal detectors to walk through
We just flew away in the blue.
There were no seat belts, no air bag
You stood on the front seat next to your dad
As he drove down the highway drinking beer
Or you sat in his lap and helped him steer
The family went on a Sunday drive
To see the leaves when fall arrived
There were no iPods back in the day
You listened to your parents though they had nothing to say.
In school, we had Christmas every year
The choir sang about the Midnight Clear
We believed in God or said we did
Unless you were a Communist kid.
We made planes from balsa models
There were no safety caps on aspirin bottles
We didn’t think about safety risks
And the music came on blank vinyl discs.
I was autistic back in the day
But I didn’t know it and that was okay
Didn’t go to a shrink with a big black beard
People just said, “Well, he’s sort of weird”
And let me be, and for therapy
I spend all day in the library
Looking up stuff, but with no iPad
But I was young then so it wasn’t that bad.
Back in the day, my dear child,
There were no play dates, we just ran wild
We ran in the streets, we played in the ruins
Parents didn’t know what we were doin’
We ran around all day in herds
Learning to smoke and use bad words
And jump out of trees if they dared you to
It would’ve scared my mom but she never knew.
Every year we went to the Fair
Spent five or six dollars there
Went to see the stock cars race
Threw ping pong balls in a plaster vase
Saw the midgets and the Siamese twins
And the Penguin Boy with a set of fins.
And I looked at Dad, and in my soul
I could not imagine ever being that old.
I’m not nostalgic, darling dear.
I am happy to be here.
I just thought you ought to know
What it was like in the long ago.