December 20, 2018
Tuesday
8:00 p.m.
Minneapolis, MN
Test schedule
A live performance with Robin and Linda Williams at the Cedar Cultural Center
May 20, 2018
Sunday
3:00 p.m.
Lexington, MA
Lexington, MA
A live performance at the Saenger Theatre
April 10, 2018
Tuesday
8:00 p.m.
Tulsa, OK
Tulsa, OK
A live performance at the Brady Theater
March 17, 2018
Saturday
8:00 p.m.
Long Beach, CA
Long Beach, CA
A live performance at the Carpenter Performing Arts Center
March 15, 2018
Thursday
7:00 p.m.
Mobile, AL
Mobile, AL
A live performance at the Saenger Theatre
Back to the old backstage,
The old dressing room,
Get out the old soft shoes,
And the old costume —
Walk up the alley
To the old stage door
Just like John Barrymore.
The same old curtains,
The same old sets,
The stagehands standing
Smoking cigarettes.
Hello to Jack
And the backstage crew —
Good to see you, boys,
What’s new?
The same old musicians
Down in the pit
We rehearse the number,
My all-time hit,
With the careless grace
That made my career —
But what is that face
In the mirror?
Savoir-faire
Savoir-faire
Do your best
For the folks out there.
A houndstooth jacket,
And a fresh handkerchief,
I feel good tonight,
Though my legs are stiff,
And tonight we open
For one more year,
But what is that face in the mirror?
Bring me some makeup
For around the eyes,
And a collagen cream,
I need to moisturize.
Bring me a sunlamp,
I need a tan
Won’t someone help
an old man?
Casually
Casually
Smile and wave to the balcony.
The house is full
For the opening show,
I can smell the ladies
In the second row.
Here’s my cue
Hit the stage
An old soft shoe
From a bygone age
Shuffle, turn,
And hit my mark,
I can hear them smile
In the dark.
They’re leaning forward,
And their toes tap tap,
I got these people
In my lap.
The old soft shoe
The old soft shoe
They’re all getting older too