December 20, 2018
Tuesday
8:00 p.m.
Minneapolis, MN
Test schedule
A live performance with Robin and Linda Williams at the Cedar Cultural Center
May 20, 2018
Sunday
3:00 p.m.
Lexington, MA
Lexington, MA
A live performance at the Saenger Theatre
April 10, 2018
Tuesday
8:00 p.m.
Tulsa, OK
Tulsa, OK
A live performance at the Brady Theater
March 17, 2018
Saturday
8:00 p.m.
Long Beach, CA
Long Beach, CA
A live performance at the Carpenter Performing Arts Center
March 15, 2018
Thursday
7:00 p.m.
Mobile, AL
Mobile, AL
A live performance at the Saenger Theatre
I think the world of you
I wish you well
Whatever tightens your screw
Whatever rings your bell
Whatever lights your fire
Whatever blows back your hair
And if two guitars makes you see stars
Then here’s a pair
Some people want a book that challenges them to think about their life
Some people want sound that bounces around so they don’t have to listen to their wife.
Whatever thickens your bisque
Whatever answers your prayer
Whatever downloads your disc
Whatever loads your software
Whatever pulls your cork
Whatever ripens your cheese
And if solo piana is what peels your banana
More piano please.
I hope your needs are met
And your desires fulfilled
Whatever fires your jets
Whatever lifts your kilt
Whatever grinds your beans
Whatever milks your cow
And if a little drum break can bake your cake
Well, here’s one right now.
Some people want a party, with the hubbub, the clamor, and the roar
Some people want silence, just the sound of the moths
beating gently on the old screen door
Whatever gives you a thrill,
Whatever makes your light shine,
That is your free will,
It’s no business of mine.
Whatever chills your beer,
Whatever fills your cup.
And if a moment of silence puts your heart in the highlands,
Then I’ll shut up.
Whatever swabs your decks
Whatever fills your pies
Whatever builds your pecs
Whatever shapes up your thighs
What magnetizes your strip
Whatever bales your hay
And if string bass puts a smile on your face
Then we will have him play.
Some people love Puccini, they could listen to his operas night and day
Some people love hip hop and never stop with the sound turned up all the way
Whatever tunes your lute
Whatever upgrades your file
Whatever opens your chute
Whatever grouts your tile
Whatever presses your suit
Whatever brews your beer
And if a radio show can make your garden grow
Then that is why we’re here.